- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

women's rights.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

all these jokes are horrible now

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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