Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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i killed my family

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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