- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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