What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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