A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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