Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Women's rights

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

I was watching Fox news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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