What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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sky silverstein

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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run farther?

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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