- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Dyslexia ruels!

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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