Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

whats brown and sticky a stick

An Aisian failed a test

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

womans rights...

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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