Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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you suck

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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