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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Knock Knock! F*ck off

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Women's professional sports

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