roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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