- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

why did the man die? he had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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