- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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