- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

your mom is so fat.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Matthew Wyckoff

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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