- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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