- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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