- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

You were born.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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