- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Nickleback.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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