- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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