An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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