Male leadership.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

the redsox

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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