Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

lewis=cardiac

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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