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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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