What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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