- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

i hate black people

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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