- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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