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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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