- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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