- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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