What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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the game

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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