A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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