Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Netball.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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