Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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