Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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hi im paul!

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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