- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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