a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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9/11

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what color is blue? green

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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