- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

wat?

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Poop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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