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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

The joke below me is retarded

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Diana and victoria

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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