A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Abortion.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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