- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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