Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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