Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

If youre African, why are you white?

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Double-whammy

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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