Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

TWIX PAUSE!

the NAACP

Asians.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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