Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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