- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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