- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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no really what are ur names?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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