how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Please don't shoot me

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A van drives into a car.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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who is awesome? no one...

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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