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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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