- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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