Penis.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

rent a cops

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is funnier than 24 69

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

how much fish could a chicken

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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