- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock knock.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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