- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why was the boy sad? because.

Roses are red.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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