Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Gus's mom

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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