What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

you see theres this guy.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Lololol

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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