Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Dwight Howard

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Antijokes...

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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